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Friday 29 July 2016

Hmmm...CatastropheCats Products

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Hmmm... Fabulous range of CatastropheCat products available to buy online - Mugs, Bags, Tshirts, Pet Tags, Gifts, Aprons, Cufflinks, Pyjamas, Baby Hats and more, all featuring my handsome mug!

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Wednesday 25 May 2016

squit

naughty, cheeky, petty, mischievous, acting innocent, sweetly wicked, fun-devil, happy-go-lucky, trickster, clawing up curtains, cute, terror, delinquent, gets away with it

Sourpuss

Grumpy Bumpy Gruff Moany Groany Dissatisfied Always Looks on the Dull Side Bowl Half Empty Dour Negative Black Mood Moody Sulky Huffy Prickly Sour

Scratch

Scaredy Cat - Sitting on the Door Mat Ghostly Screeching Hissing Hair on End Arched Back On Tip-Claws Shriek Spit Claw Tear Fluffed-Up Bushey Tailed Faker White Pale Greenish Sickly Alarmed Adrenalin-High Nervous Shakey Quakey Highly Strung

Pudding

pleasure seeker, hedonist, lazy, sleepy, relaxed, gourmet, greedy, roly poly, sloucher, moocher, sag bag, snoozer, cat napper, dozy, dreamer, fat, podgy

Phi-9

space cat, groovy, kooky, alien, futuristic, luminous, silver, spacey, far-out, bleepy, tinkly, squeaky, echoey, highly evolved, as otherly as cats, moon based, planet hopper, flitters, flutters, whisker antennae, gravity tail, grooms in space, strange cat language - meiows backwards - swoiem

Phelix

Hairless Odd-Eyed Overbred Strange Peculiar Otherly Pointless Awkward Illogical Big-Footed Multi-Toes Tailless Body Too Big for Whiskers to Gauge Accident-Prone Startling Square No Horse Sense Impeded Puce Coloured Genetically Engineered

Moggy

domesticated, house pet, comfy cat, slippered, ordinary, usual, common or garden, carpet cat, rug mat, basket case, slack, pg tips, itv, conventional, wifey, mumsy

Tuesday 24 May 2016

Manx

Bruiser Bouncer Tomcat Thuggish Wide Boy Chancer Rough & Tough Streetwise Shop Soiled Gruff Gangster Thick Gobbler The Cat Firm Schemer Punch Drunk Simple Pimple Scrapper Scarred Lad Bloke Block Geezer Hustler Itinerant Bites the Hand that Feeds Him

Monday 23 May 2016

Kitch

Retro, Plastic, Optical, Fake Fur, Ducks in Flights, Tacky, Trashy, Acrylic, Artificial, Décor, Novelty, Groovy, Flashy, Orange, Brown, Black, White, Pink, Silver, Faddy, Into Cult Items, Theme Parties

Sunday 22 May 2016

KIT-10

First Generation Robo-Cat. Levers & Knobs Cranks And Pulleys Sliver & Tin Buttons & Wheels Flashing Lights Solid Ungraceful Monotone Meiow I-Am-A-Cat Feline Programme Mimics Cat Behaviour Clanks When Computing

Saturday 21 May 2016

K'AAT

Technocat Digital Fizzy State of the Art Computerised Advanced Engineering Space Age Technology Streamlines Robotic Electronic Meiow Aerodynamic Ergonomic Innovative Features Glides Self Cleaning Litter

Friday 20 May 2016

fee-fee

fashion accessory, Parisian cat, manicured, chauffeured, spoiled, poodlised, preened, indulged, petted, subject to chills and moods, expensive, label wearer, has mink blanket, cat buggy

Thursday 19 May 2016

Chateau

Chic, Sleek, Slick, Elegant, Tiffany’s, Diamonds, Velvet, Groomed, High Maintenance, Has Taste, Has Style, Has Money, Classic, Classy, Satin, Quality, Luxurious, Sumptuous, Cashmere, Beauty Salon, Smooth, Couture, Gold, Black, Minimal, Chanel, Cheekboned, Bejewelled, Feminine, Petite, Paris, Pedigree, Platinum, Sophisticated, Charmed, Continental, Exquisite, Refined, High Class, High Gloss

Wednesday 18 May 2016

Catkins

ornamental, twee, sweet, sentimental, coy, gift, collected, reproduced, collectibles, simplified, charming, smarming, naff, prettified, sanitised, darling, illustration, china, delft, wedgewood

Tuesday 17 May 2016

Cattarrh

Feral Wildcat Roaming Dangerous Instinctual Attacks Spits Swipes Rips Sword Claws Biting Jaws Jagged Teeth Fierce Breath Distrustful Untrustworthy Mad and Wild Free as a Bird Law of the Jungle Stalks Prey Camouflaged

Monday 16 May 2016

catechism

Witch's cat, casts hexes, puritanical, starchy, simple, plain, righteous, preacher, hard working, upright, repressed - occasional devilish mad half hour, buttoned, summoner, suspicious, abstemious, intolerant, bossy, black and white, good and bad, evil eye.

Sunday 15 May 2016

Catacomb

Reincarnated Egyptian god-cat, ancient, mysterious, magical, incanter, ritualistic, spooky, knowledgeable, venerated, inscrutable, master of slaves, powerful, musty, dusty, preserved, alarming, hypnotic, mesmerising, scary, mummified, terrifying, stiff, creaky, stone-cold, fearsome, spell-maker, charm-caster, enacter of rites.