Wednesday, 25 May 2016


naughty, cheeky, petty, mischievous, acting innocent, sweetly wicked, fun-devil, happy-go-lucky, trickster, clawing up curtains, cute, terror, delinquent, gets away with it


Grumpy Bumpy Gruff Moany Groany Dissatisfied Always Looks on the Dull Side Bowl Half Empty Dour Negative Black Mood Moody Sulky Huffy Prickly Sour


Scaredy Cat - Sitting on the Door Mat Ghostly Screeching Hissing Hair on End Arched Back On Tip-Claws Shriek Spit Claw Tear Fluffed-Up Bushey Tailed Faker White Pale Greenish Sickly Alarmed Adrenalin-High Nervous Shakey Quakey Highly Strung


pleasure seeker, hedonist, lazy, sleepy, relaxed, gourmet, greedy, roly poly, sloucher, moocher, sag bag, snoozer, cat napper, dozy, dreamer, fat, podgy


space cat, groovy, kooky, alien, futuristic, luminous, silver, spacey, far-out, bleepy, tinkly, squeaky, echoey, highly evolved, as otherly as cats, moon based, planet hopper, flitters, flutters, whisker antennae, gravity tail, grooms in space, strange cat language - meiows backwards - swoiem


Hairless Odd-Eyed Overbred Strange Peculiar Otherly Pointless Awkward Illogical Big-Footed Multi-Toes Tailless Body Too Big for Whiskers to Gauge Accident-Prone Startling Square No Horse Sense Impeded Puce Coloured Genetically Engineered


domesticated, house pet, comfy cat, slippered, ordinary, usual, common or garden, carpet cat, rug mat, basket case, slack, pg tips, itv, conventional, wifey, mumsy

Tuesday, 24 May 2016


Bruiser Bouncer Tomcat Thuggish Wide Boy Chancer Rough & Tough Streetwise Shop Soiled Gruff Gangster Thick Gobbler The Cat Firm Schemer Punch Drunk Simple Pimple Scrapper Scarred Lad Bloke Block Geezer Hustler Itinerant Bites the Hand that Feeds Him

Monday, 23 May 2016


Retro, Plastic, Optical, Fake Fur, Ducks in Flights, Tacky, Trashy, Acrylic, Artificial, D├ęcor, Novelty, Groovy, Flashy, Orange, Brown, Black, White, Pink, Silver, Faddy, Into Cult Items, Theme Parties

Sunday, 22 May 2016


First Generation Robo-Cat. Levers & Knobs Cranks And Pulleys Sliver & Tin Buttons & Wheels Flashing Lights Solid Ungraceful Monotone Meiow I-Am-A-Cat Feline Programme Mimics Cat Behaviour Clanks When Computing

Saturday, 21 May 2016


Technocat Digital Fizzy State of the Art Computerised Advanced Engineering Space Age Technology Streamlines Robotic Electronic Meiow Aerodynamic Ergonomic Innovative Features Glides Self Cleaning Litter

Friday, 20 May 2016


fashion accessory, Parisian cat, manicured, chauffeured, spoiled, poodlised, preened, indulged, petted, subject to chills and moods, expensive, label wearer, has mink blanket, cat buggy

Thursday, 19 May 2016


Chic, Sleek, Slick, Elegant, Tiffany’s, Diamonds, Velvet, Groomed, High Maintenance, Has Taste, Has Style, Has Money, Classic, Classy, Satin, Quality, Luxurious, Sumptuous, Cashmere, Beauty Salon, Smooth, Couture, Gold, Black, Minimal, Chanel, Cheekboned, Bejewelled, Feminine, Petite, Paris, Pedigree, Platinum, Sophisticated, Charmed, Continental, Exquisite, Refined, High Class, High Gloss

Wednesday, 18 May 2016


ornamental, twee, sweet, sentimental, coy, gift, collected, reproduced, collectibles, simplified, charming, smarming, naff, prettified, sanitised, darling, illustration, china, delft, wedgewood

Tuesday, 17 May 2016


Feral Wildcat Roaming Dangerous Instinctual Attacks Spits Swipes Rips Sword Claws Biting Jaws Jagged Teeth Fierce Breath Distrustful Untrustworthy Mad and Wild Free as a Bird Law of the Jungle Stalks Prey Camouflaged

Monday, 16 May 2016


Witch's cat, casts hexes, puritanical, starchy, simple, plain, righteous, preacher, hard working, upright, repressed - occasional devilish mad half hour, buttoned, summoner, suspicious, abstemious, intolerant, bossy, black and white, good and bad, evil eye.

Sunday, 15 May 2016


Reincarnated Egyptian god-cat, ancient, mysterious, magical, incanter, ritualistic, spooky, knowledgeable, venerated, inscrutable, master of slaves, powerful, musty, dusty, preserved, alarming, hypnotic, mesmerising, scary, mummified, terrifying, stiff, creaky, stone-cold, fearsome, spell-maker, charm-caster, enacter of rites.