Pretend to be a stuffed animal amongst the teddy collection

Sleep it off after a night on the tiles

Follow human for a day

Sleep on their pillow when humans are out

Audition for the local cat's chorus

Whiskers singed whilst dozing next to a candle

Photo is turned into an oil painting. Really chuffed

Fall in a pot of paint - have to get completely shaved

There's a bag. Hmmm. Just poke your head in to see

Find some nice new shoes to sharpen your claws on